Akpos was given an assignment to find out what
would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as
been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own
so he brought the grasshopper along with him to
school.
In the teacher's presence Akpos started taking the legs out one after the other Akpos said (after
removing the first leg) "Jump! Grasshopper
jump!" the grasshopper jumped he did this as he
removed legs and the grasshopper kept jumping
upon removing the last leg akpos said again
"Jump! Grasshopper jump!" but the grasshopper didn't move, the teacher who as been watching
the whole drama then asked Akpos "so Akpos,
what happens to a grasshopper whose legs as
been ripped off?"
Akpos smiled and said "It looses IT'S ABILITY TO
HEAR"
Monday, 6 May 2013
Perfect Answer
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't
sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't
do these things?
AKPOS: Because the government hates
competition!
sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't
do these things?
AKPOS: Because the government hates
competition!
Akpos knows it all
A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one
difficult question or two simple question,
"one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".
TEACHER: How many stars did you see last night?
AKPOS: 5000 stars, sir.
TEACHER: How did you know they were 5000?
AKPOS: Sir, you are already asking me the second
question!
difficult question or two simple question,
"one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".
TEACHER: How many stars did you see last night?
AKPOS: 5000 stars, sir.
TEACHER: How did you know they were 5000?
AKPOS: Sir, you are already asking me the second
question!
GUY WEARS GHANA MUST GO OUTFIT TO A PARTY IN NIGERIA (PHOTOS)
Nigeria (Photos)
The story of this Ghana must go thing that happened few years
back is definitely not a pleasant one.
The dude pictured above was spotted at a party in Nigeria rocking
the controversial outfit.
what the you think about dis guy
WHICH NAIJA TRIBE IS THE DUMBEST
WHICH NAIJA TRIBE IS THE
DUMBEST.. (Lol)
1) Hausa Man man who removes
his shoes to enter a taxi
2) Igbo man who goes to the
the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account
3) A Yoruba man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how long he has slept
4) A Tiv who watches news on
tv
and waves at a news reader
5) An Efik nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because
she forgot to give him sleeping
pills
6) An Igala man who lowers his
tv
volume because he wants to
read
a text message
7) An Edo man who sprays
himself with Mortein to keep
mosquitoes away
8) An Ikwere man who polishes
his shoes to take a passportsize
photo
9) An Isoko man who climbed a
mango tree to check if the
mango
was ripe enough, then came
down and started stoning.
DUMBEST.. (Lol)
1) Hausa Man man who removes
his shoes to enter a taxi
2) Igbo man who goes to the
the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account
3) A Yoruba man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how long he has slept
4) A Tiv who watches news on
tv
and waves at a news reader
5) An Efik nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because
she forgot to give him sleeping
pills
6) An Igala man who lowers his
tv
volume because he wants to
read
a text message
7) An Edo man who sprays
himself with Mortein to keep
mosquitoes away
8) An Ikwere man who polishes
his shoes to take a passportsize
photo
9) An Isoko man who climbed a
mango tree to check if the
mango
was ripe enough, then came
down and started stoning.
Sunday, 5 May 2013
Conversation between God and billy...
Billy: God can I ask u a question?
God:sure!
Billy: promise u won't get madat me.
God: I promise.
Billy: why did u let so much happen to me
today? God: how do u mean?
Billy:well I woke up late,
God: yes.
Billy:my car wouldnt start.
God: okay.
Billy:at lunch they made me the wrong sandwich and I had to wait asthey prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Billy : on my way home, my fone went dead
just as I was about to pick upa call.
God: Alright.
Billy: and on top of it all, wen I got home I
just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot
massager and relax, but it wudnt work!
Nothing went right! Why did udo dat?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had to sendone of my angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep tru
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God:I did not want ur car to start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
wud have hit you if were on the road and wud have killed you.
Billy: (ashamed)
GOD: the first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudnt afford to miss work.
Billy: (embarrassed) okay.
God:your fone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going to give false witness
about what u said on that call, I did not even
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Billy: (softly) I see God.
God: on the foot massager, it had shortage that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn'tthink u wanted
to be in the dark.
Billy: I'm sorry God.
God: don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in
all things, the good and the bad.
Billy: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt coz my plan for ur day
is always better than ur plan.
Billy: I won't, and God let me just tell u
thank u for everything today.
God:you are welcome my child, its just
another
day being your God and I love looking after
my children..
If ur grateful to God for all he has done and
the ones He is yet to do, type THANK U GOD
God:sure!
Billy: promise u won't get madat me.
God: I promise.
Billy: why did u let so much happen to me
today? God: how do u mean?
Billy:well I woke up late,
God: yes.
Billy:my car wouldnt start.
God: okay.
Billy:at lunch they made me the wrong sandwich and I had to wait asthey prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Billy : on my way home, my fone went dead
just as I was about to pick upa call.
God: Alright.
Billy: and on top of it all, wen I got home I
just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot
massager and relax, but it wudnt work!
Nothing went right! Why did udo dat?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had to sendone of my angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep tru
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God:I did not want ur car to start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
wud have hit you if were on the road and wud have killed you.
Billy: (ashamed)
GOD: the first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudnt afford to miss work.
Billy: (embarrassed) okay.
God:your fone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going to give false witness
about what u said on that call, I did not even
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Billy: (softly) I see God.
God: on the foot massager, it had shortage that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn'tthink u wanted
to be in the dark.
Billy: I'm sorry God.
God: don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in
all things, the good and the bad.
Billy: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt coz my plan for ur day
is always better than ur plan.
Billy: I won't, and God let me just tell u
thank u for everything today.
God:you are welcome my child, its just
another
day being your God and I love looking after
my children..
If ur grateful to God for all he has done and
the ones He is yet to do, type THANK U GOD
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